funny QUOTES..hehe

hey i've found few funny QUOTES.. its cool tho! :D mule2 aku pon susah nak tgkap.. tapi tegelak sey bile faham.. agegege.. try to read this :

"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times"

"Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die"

"Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years"

"vegetarians are killing the rainforest"

"Miss are you good in algebra?Do you mind substituting my “x”??? " hehe

"If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?"

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them"

"Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run….."

"don't face your problem if the problem is your FACE" hehehe

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit"

"homework is killing trees, stop the madness!"


Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?

"Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls"