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Wednesday, April 6, 2011

hemm WOMEN~



Perempuan?? this entry is all about women.. true or not it's up to you.. well, mostly it's true! hehe.. haa try2 laa bace kalo tak caye :D hey no offense okeh!!!

"It's okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don't see straight men dancing together"

perampuan suka bercakap. Diam seolah-olah menggerunkan mereka dan mereka merasa perlu untuk mengisinya, even dorang takde ape untuk dicakapkan..huhu

Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I look?'.. errkk?

"Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them
"

"Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a chance to gossip"

Mostly perempuan love cats. lelaki cakap je "i love cats", tapi kat belakang kucing tu sure kene sepak..agegege :D

women........ "You have more than enough clothes" & "You have too many shoes"


perempuan selalu takde bende nak dipakai, errr tapi kat dalam almari tuh ape?? "ish lelaki takkan faham..!" errk..?

Women don't need sex as often as men do. This is because sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.


perempuan benci serangga.. or takut..?

If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

perempuan akan bersiap2 bile nak : pergi shopping, siram pokok, buang sampah, jawab telefon, bace buku, or bace email... huhu

Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut

The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal party or any function


p/s : hemm agree an?? lelaki sure agree, sure! haha.. joking2 je laa~

Sunday, March 13, 2011

funny QUOTES..hehe

hey i've found few funny QUOTES.. its cool tho! :D mule2 aku pon susah nak tgkap.. tapi tegelak sey bile faham.. agegege.. try to read this :

"Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times"

"Everybody wishes they could go to heaven but no one wants to die"

"Who says nothing is impossible. I’ve been doing nothing for years"

"vegetarians are killing the rainforest"

"Miss are you good in algebra?Do you mind substituting my “x”??? " hehe

"If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?"

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them"

"Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run….."

"don't face your problem if the problem is your FACE" hehehe

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit"

"homework is killing trees, stop the madness!"


Why is the slowest traffic of the day called “rush hour”?

practice makes perect but then nobody is perfect so wats the point of practicing?

"Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls"


Wednesday, February 23, 2011

10 bangunan SIYES pelik!!!



hehe bangunan pelik kejadah ni adelah bus station dekat the Pacific View mall, Califonia.. siyesly WEIRD!! designer bangunan ni call it as "the metamorphosis of a bus becoming a house".. pesal ape?? sebab bagi die "The passengers will arrive at their destination. They will arrive home".. seni benar tuh..
an?? an??



ape nih?? macam umah hamster pun ade kot.. agegegee.. Act. ni
sebenarnya adelah bangunan head offices of the RMF Polish FM Radio station RMF and RMF Television dekat Krakow, Poland.. tapi rekaan bangunan ni ade kene kelulusan NASA & dibina oleh US - katenye bentuk macam bulan.. lampu terowongnye akan menyala bile detect ade orang nak lalu... mmg creativ + inovativ, LOKOMOTIV!!! erk~?



lagi sekali dekat Poland!! ni macam imaginasi kanak2 pasal rumah an.. an?? its called "Crooked House"..
kontraktornye - Allcon, cakap ia adelah hasil inspirasi dari "fabulous drawings of Jan Marcin Szancer and Per Dahlberg." .. dalam die cane ntah, senget benget kot.. an??



ni adelah faculty of Art & Design..?? agegege bukan r.. ini adelah sebuah apartment - Wozoco's Apartments!! terletak di Amsterdam, Holland.. direka oleh 1geng arkitek designer Belanda dari syarikat MVRDV.. pehh pelik tol beb.. an?? dan apartment ni direka khas utk org tua.. erk~



huhu.. sebelom China menjadi hos sukan Olimpik, bangunan pelik sial ni dibina for the new headquarters of China Central Television (CCTV) dekat Beijing, China. di-design oleh architect Rem Koolhass.. dia dianggap sebagai "earth-bound" building dan bukan pencakar langit sebab die mesra alam, bahagian atas die rata - xmencakar langit..



bangunan lagi satu pelik ni plak terletak kat Pyrenees, France.. ni sebenarnye adelah sebuah Hotel.. direka utk menggunakan sebaek mungkin sunlight - lengkungan2 cermin hotel menfokus cahaya utk dapatkan haba tu.. mybe sebab France sejuk an..




ini adelah the Habitat 67 oleh arkitek & designer yang bernama Antoine de Saint-Exupéry..ia terletak di Montreal, Quebec, Canada.. Titled "Man and his World", Saint-Exupéry called it a new house "that doesn't have a face yet."



sipelik bangunan ni pulak terletak dekat Amsterdam, Holland - AGAIN!!! ini juga adelah sebuah apartment called " The Urban Cactus ".. ape lah pulak tuh..



NEXT!! ini pulak adelah The Walt Disney Concert Hall in Los Angeles, California - designed by Frank Gehry.. bahagian luar bangunan ni mngandungi stainless steel with a matte finish & highly polished mirror-like panels.. hebat r tuh!? agegege~



last but not least, gem of a building - designed oleh Japanese architect Toyo Ito.. adelah sebuah kedah mewah jewellery - Mikimoto & Company, terletak di Tokyo, Japan...

p/s : aku nak bina rumah paling pelik di dunia!! - takde atap, takde pintu, takde tingkap, takde sumenye.. yeah!! errkk..?~

originalnye di sini~

Monday, February 21, 2011

women facts...betol an?~

If you stare at another woman, she says that you are flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you didn't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another man, you are not putting in "quality time".
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls."

If fail to help her crossing street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics for seduction.